Friday, September 01, 2006

UCPD

I know I just posted, but I wanted to share the following video. Gotta love the University of Chicago "Police Department".

In love (not lust)


This might be inappropriate for a first post, but this might be very telling of what this blog might look like (or make me look like a huge, lame creep). I think I'm in love with a porn actor (not star). I think he does internet porn kinds of things, but I'm not sure how big (ha) he is. I've been frequenting pornotube.com this whole summer (which probably accounts for the dry spell I have been suffering) but I just recently found the gay of my dreams. Even in the 30 second clips that I've saved on my favorites, I can see that he has a good sense of humor, is incredibly attractive and is an attentive lover (plus he is HUNG!). I have never felt this way about a porn actor(?) before, so I think it's the real thing. I have no way of knowing his name or where he's from or even his ethnicity (which by the way is killing me because I can't decide whether he's Middle Eastern or Latino). What's most troubling about this (aside from the fact that he's in porn) is that I can't figure out why I have fallen for this dude, I mean I have all sorts of creepy crushes on guys I don't ever talk to, but this is just beyond me. He's not a celebrity, but he's just so cute and charming when he's eating ass or sucking someone off. Disclaimer: I just read over what I just wrote and I have decided to never take myself seriously ever again.